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piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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Reader:  Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket:  Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

misumipyon:

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]